You know how you make a good track!?

Ya know how great tracks are made? It's an exact science and fairly straight forward. You use an analog synthesizer from 1985 or earlier. Record some badass dreamy shit. Put that shit onto a used cassette tape, then put that tape through a washing machine for at least 3 cycles. Then you send it through a time portal in space where it spends centuries and eventually warps to the year 2015, melts onto a hard drive and is then deposited into your ear holes for your listening pleasure. Your welcome.