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/Are you a Terrible Timmy? A Jumping Johnny? A Spastic Spike? Or, possibly, a Veritable VORTHOS??
Read MoreAre you a Terrible Timmy? A Jumping Johnny? A Spastic Spike? Or, possibly, a Veritable VORTHOS??
Read MoreIf you type 'videogames 2016' into Google what comes up is one anticipated title after another. All we see at Evade Gismo in place of said games are clocks. Big analogue motherfuckers; grand daddy hands ticking away. Sure they're magnificent and opulent. But would you put 20 of them in your bedroom at once? It's a veritable nerdgasm of a life well wasted.
'Oh this time...this time, this years gonna be amazing...this could be the best year for games, like, ever!" Says everybody at the beginning of every year since the 80's. If you shut your eyes and hope hard enough and hold your breath long enough you might hear the flap or buzz of the videogame fairy next to your ear asking you about your game budget for the year.
The lineup is promising. What will you be playing this year?
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