Due to local technical upset -- I've written and lost an article twice in a row in the last 2 hours -- MSOTY articles will have to be postponed until the New Year. Whoever you are out there, thank-you so much for sticking with us through the year. I've written more than I ever thought I could and intend on continuing to pump out this tongue-in-cheek nonsense until the ship flies itself!

Insert your coins, everyone! CONTINUE TO 2017!